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The Views of different religions on shit
Replies: 16Last Post July 1 8:12am by fenrir
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Aethiest: Shit happens due to the law of physics.
Agnostic: Does shit really happen?
Catholicism: Shit happens becuase you're evil
Protestant: Shit happens because you're not working hard enough.
Baptist: Let us wash away your shit.
Charismatic: We're talking shit.
Televangelist: If shit happens then call this number...
C of E: Shit happens cos the Pope was a twat.
Jehova's Witnesses: Shit happens on your doorstep.
Jewish: Shit happens because it's cheaper.
Rastafarian: Let's smoke this shit.
Hinduism: Shit happened in your past lives.
Buddism: ...
Scientology: Shit won't happen if you pay us.
Voodoo: Shit happens becuase I made it happen.
Jedi: What a load of shit.

Muslim: The west makes shit happen.


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WOW.... u forgot Wicca Witch craft its NOT the same is Voodo or Hoodoo


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jaaa rastafariaaaaa

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rofl at scientology
and muslim

LOVE IT

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Quote: from aGIRLunknown at 2:59 pm on July 1, 2008

WOW.... u forgot Wicca Witch craft its NOT the same is Voodo or Hoodoo

I agree. Make fun of Wicca too, morik, you bigoted bastard.

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Psycics: Shit won't happen unless we say it'll happen in the vaguest possible terms.

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Wicca is also a religion. What have you got to say about it?

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Oh I cannot dis wicca because I am a wiccan :P

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haha good one

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Quote: from morik at 3:12 pm on July 1, 2008

Oh I cannot dis wicca because I am a wiccan :P

No, you too?! We should form a coven and frolic naked.

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Quote: from morik at 7:12 am on July 1, 2008

Oh I cannot dis wicca because I am a wiccan :P

Interesting.

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Quote: from SpM at 7:17 am on July 1, 2008

Quote: from morik at 3:12 pm on July 1, 2008

Oh I cannot dis wicca because I am a wiccan :P

No, you too?! We should form a coven and frolic naked.

I'm all excited now!


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Quote: from morik at 7:20 am on July 1, 2008

Quote: from SpM at 7:17 am on July 1, 2008

Quote: from morik at 3:12 pm on July 1, 2008

Oh I cannot dis wicca because I am a wiccan :P
 
 No, you too?! We should form a coven and frolic naked.

I'm all excited now!


I'm not Wiccan, but can I join for the orgies?  

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This is funny!

Bahai: Let's do shit together!

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Quote: from Tigerhawk at 7:33 am on July 1, 2008

This is funny!

Bahai: Let's do shit together!


Haha, thats a good one!


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