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Why can't God be a chill ass bitch!?
Replies: 9 — Last Post July 1, 2008 6:29pm by samurai608
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If that motherfucker was instead like a chill ass dude or a sexy female that I can hit on incessantly to get Her to sleep with me, it would be so fucking cool. We could light up a joint and chillax in ma crib. But instead, from what I hear, he's an uptight lame motherfucker. Why is this? Why can't the supreme being learn to be more chillax?

Is there honestly going to be Christian rock and Country playing in heaven?

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Ride With The Devil. Always.
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i don't know.

but i partied with jesus before. he's pretty chill but everytime you give him a hit he torches it...

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go the satanic route, he's pretty chillax.

'cept when you owe him back for the awesome fun you've been having.

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Selena Phillips


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do none of the people who just commented read the bible

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" Is there honestly going to be Christian rock and Country playing in heaven?"
Probibly,but they'r will probibly play your favorite kinds as well.
It's not called Heaven for nothing.

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dude, tripping on acid with god would be hella chill
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MushroomSatsujin


Smoke
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I wanna smoke with jesus

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And you, demon, what do you have faith in?
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if i got to smoke up with yahweh that'd be pretty great. he'd want to flood the world and shit and i'd be like "nah dude, dick move" and he'd be like "you're right" and we would keep getting blazed. everyone wins
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Quote: from SovSull at 12:22 am on July 1, 2008
if i got to smoke up with yahweh that'd be pretty great. he'd want to flood the world and shit and i'd be like "nah dude, dick move" and he'd be like "you're right" and we would keep getting blazed. everyone wins

LMAO, that would be amazing
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