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Oh no, a Jesus joke!!1
Replies: 26 — Last Post July 25 3:18am by HXC
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Visionary 		Reply
One day, God decided that he wanted to go on vacation.

So St. Peter asked him where he'd like to go, and God replied, "Well, definitely not earth again. I went there 2000 years ago and got a Jewish girl pregnant, and they're still talking about it.

http://www.golivewire.com/forums/peer-yanapti-support-a.html#8

Post edited at 11:36 pm on July 30, 2008 by Let Love In

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hmmmm.... not funny.

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It's not even funny.

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lmaoo. :P

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I barely cracked a smile.

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Wealthy Hobo 		Reply
terrible why the fuck would you put a religous joke on here

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Wealthy Hobo 		Reply
sucky joke is suck.

And no one cares about Jesus jokes. They're old news.

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Once again, offensive, and not funny

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Professional 		Reply
eh kinda funny.
not enough for an "lol" though...

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Fail.

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uhm yeah, i didnt laugh

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I love it

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I found it funny lol

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THE TOPIC IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!

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