1. Your sister/mother was so much better.  
2. But everybody looks funny naked!
3. You woke me up for that?
4. Did I mention the video camera?  
5. Can you please pass me the remote control?
6. Do you accept Visa?  
7. You're good enough to do this for a living!
8. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?  
9. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!  
10. You're almost as good as my ex!
11. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?  
12. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?  
13. I have a confession...
14. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!  
15. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...  
16. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.  
17. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?  
18. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
19. Man to a woman: OOOOHHHHH, Jose you are so good!!!!
20. But I just brushed my teeth...  

Post edited at 1:02 pm on July 24, 2008 by MaryLin

What's wrong with that?

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there is a god

and his name is ijustdontknow christ

Gotta love it.

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Yes. I fail. But then again, no one really cares.

classic!!! loved it

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"When all is lost and the glitter fades away...only a fool is here to stay"

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"OOOOHHHHH, Jose you are so good!!!!"

What's wrong with that?

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Imagine breifly if your name was NOT Jose?

Thats whats wrong. lol.

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