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Elementary School Rhymes.
Anyone know any?
Replies: 8 — Last Post July 25 6:32pm by Avenue D
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Does anyone else know other schoolyard rhymes that you liked to sing during recess, along the lines of this?  Because this rhyme is pretty funny and clever:

Mrs. Landers was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shitzus make good housepets; they're cuddly and sweet; Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall,
The boss he wants to see you, so you can suck his
Ballzak was a writer
He lived with Alan Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, 'cause that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
AND IF YOU ALL DON'T LIKE IT I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK

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oh yeahh.
but not as bad.
Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...

Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know.

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xBeautifulTragedyx


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That's cute.

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Phoenix 1989


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isnt dat off southpark? and if it is wat episode?

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MindArtist


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ROFL!!!!!!!! That was great!! ^__^
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boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace they will tell you anything to get to second
baseball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score but if you let him go all the way then you are a
horticulturists study flowers, geologists study rocks. all a guy really wants from you is a place to put his
cockroaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs; nothing makes them happier than a giant pair of
jugglers and acrobats and dancing bears named chuck
all a guy really wants to do is
forget it, no such luck

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BrikiXD


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Yess it was off South Park :D
The one where they make a boyband and call it Fingerbang XD
Not sure if this is the exact name, but I THINK it was called "Something You Can Do With Your Finger."


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Oh my God, that is some funny shit. That's something I'll have to tell my friends.

This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
This little piggy went wee, wee, wee bought some Depends
disposable undergarments to solve that problem.

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Quote: from BrikiXD at 2:59 pm on July 25, 2008
Yess it was off South Park :D
The one where they make a boyband and call it Fingerbang XD
Not sure if this is the exact name, but I THINK it was called "Something You Can Do With Your Finger."

Yeah, that's the name of the episode.  The song is called usually "Wendy's Cunt Song."  Oh, and the other two rhymes are also great.  I love these, anyone think up some more?

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