And there's this woman with no shoes on.. She said her Verizon phone was stolen and switched to t-mobile..
She was bitching and complaining about how she just got off a 56 hour shift, and im thinking WTF to myself, fucking workaholic..
She gets on the phone and starts yelling
I'M COURNEL (insert lesbian name here) OF THE UNITED STATES MARINES AND IF YOU DONT FUCKING COOPERATE I'LL ARREST YOU I CAN ARREST ANYBODY IN THIS COUNTRY I HAVE THE FUCKING POWER.
I immediately walked out..
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