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I am so fucking horny, but can't get somebody to lay
Replies: 14Last Post July 25 7:37pm by AndWhenHeFalleth
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I'm not that socially active and basically only when I get horny I want to be around people. Mostly because the people I know from here are such fucking assholes and bitches.

How could I go about addressing a complete stranger in the intent of a fuckbuddy-relationship without making her completely stress out and going away? Please know that I'm shy and I'm not at all good at starting a conversation.


4:12 pm on July 25, 2008
Baron Samedi


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Whip out your junk.

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Permious

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If you're shy and not good at starting a conversation then you should just forget about it. Masturbate.

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jesus christ was a cunt and a rapist

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hound


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Run down the street in a diaper.
Turns me on....
....not really

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AndWhenHeFalleth


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Quote: from Baron Samedi at 7:12 pm on July 25, 2008

Whip out your junk.

Works every time.

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I am not procrastinating.  I am multislacking.

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Lulamae


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Well...good luck, but it's headed for disaster ville...though I'd love to hear how it ends...

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to be happy- it's all that matters."

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Chevy Jackson


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maybe you ought to try being less shy first. and maybe meeting more people. Go to parties, get to know the people who would be more likely to do that sort of thing. It sounds like what you are describing is a hooker, so if thats not what you're after, then you're  out of luck. Go masturbate.

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Pun is ALWAYS intended.

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Rip0utMyEyes


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I'm the same way!

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Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up

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( Anonymous )

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Quote: from Permious at 4:12 pm on July 25, 2008

If you're shy and not good at starting a conversation then you should just forget about it. Masturbate.

That's the way it's been going for the past 4 years and I really am getting fed up with it. It's actually starting to make me depressed that I seem to be such a scarecrow for female company.


4:14 pm on July 25, 2008
necronomicon servant


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Than go to a bar and ask around

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The nightmare will never end!

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littlestoxie


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Pay a whore.

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Permious

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Quote: from Anonymous at 4:14 pm on July 25, 2008

Quote: from Permious at 4:12 pm on July 25, 2008

If you're shy and not good at starting a conversation then you should just forget about it. Masturbate.

That's the way it's been going for the past 4 years and I really am getting fed up with it. It's actually starting to make me depressed that I seem to be such a scarecrow for female company.


Maybe you're the aspergers type who'll go onto to invent google toasters and be able to purchase fuck buddies eventually.

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Young Thuggy MC

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Quote: from littlestoxie at 4:16 pm on July 25, 2008

Pay a whore.

In that case, how much?


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lilolme


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Quote: from AndWhenHeFalleth at 7:13 pm on July 25, 2008

Quote: from Baron Samedi at 7:12 pm on July 25, 2008

Whip out your junk.

Works every time.

TOTALLY

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AndWhenHeFalleth


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Quote: from lilolme at 7:22 pm on July 25, 2008

Quote: from AndWhenHeFalleth at 7:13 pm on July 25, 2008

Quote: from Baron Samedi at 7:12 pm on July 25, 2008

Whip out your junk.
 
 Works every time.

TOTALLY



See?

It works even better when you hop out of the bushes, junk in hand.

No lie.

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