I'm not that socially active and basically only when I get horny I want to be around people. Mostly because the people I know from here are such fucking assholes and bitches.
How could I go about addressing a complete stranger in the intent of a fuckbuddy-relationship without making her completely stress out and going away? Please know that I'm shy and I'm not at all good at starting a conversation.
If you're shy and not good at starting a conversation then you should just forget about it. Masturbate.
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hound
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Run down the street in a diaper. Turns me on.... ....not really
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AndWhenHeFalleth
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Quote: from Baron Samedi at 7:12 pm on July 25, 2008
Whip out your junk.
Works every time.
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Lulamae
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Well...good luck, but it's headed for disaster ville...though I'd love to hear how it ends...
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Chevy Jackson
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maybe you ought to try being less shy first. and maybe meeting more people. Go to parties, get to know the people who would be more likely to do that sort of thing. It sounds like what you are describing is a hooker, so if thats not what you're after, then you're out of luck. Go masturbate.
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Rip0utMyEyes
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I'm the same way!
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If you're shy and not good at starting a conversation then you should just forget about it. Masturbate.
That's the way it's been going for the past 4 years and I really am getting fed up with it. It's actually starting to make me depressed that I seem to be such a scarecrow for female company.
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If you're shy and not good at starting a conversation then you should just forget about it. Masturbate.
That's the way it's been going for the past 4 years and I really am getting fed up with it. It's actually starting to make me depressed that I seem to be such a scarecrow for female company.
Maybe you're the aspergers type who'll go onto to invent google toasters and be able to purchase fuck buddies eventually.
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Young Thuggy MC
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Quote: from littlestoxie at 4:16 pm on July 25, 2008
Quote: from Baron Samedi at 7:12 pm on July 25, 2008
Whip out your junk.
Works every time.
TOTALLY
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Quote: from Baron Samedi at 7:12 pm on July 25, 2008
Whip out your junk.
Works every time.
TOTALLY
See?
It works even better when you hop out of the bushes, junk in hand.
No lie.
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