Okay, I can pretty much promise you every single one of my fucking reward points if anybody is even remotely capable of making any blood vessel in my body think of aiding into erecting my dick or make me the slightest bit of horny. I think if each and every one of the girls I ever fancied all got together to do me, it wouldn't do me anything at the moment. Leave it up to me to have a fucking hormone system so fucked up that it backfires whenever I try to supress it and have the supressing backfiring when it should fail. You can pretty much guess when people you know are putting images in your fucking mind about one of your biggest crushes getting insanely intimate with somebody else, up to the point as to how it would look seeing his dick slide into her. Then as if that isn't as bad enough, having your mother fucking start talking about your grandmother's sexual experiments with anal sex and what she thought of anal sex as it was.
I think the chances of anything sexually related popping up in my mind has just died for the next fucking 4 years of my life and my manhood comatosed up to the point that it would run back inside of me, if it could.
Seriously.. what the fuck? Hoe kan iemand denken dat je kleinzoon OF je fucking zoon op zulke informatie loopt te wachten...
Now I'm sad... and in feelings you fucks haven't figured out words for.