I do not know if I have written anything as an appreciation to the great job that you've done for me thus far, but here it goes.  You are my single most prized procession on my body, and thank God each and everyday that you were brought to me rather than a vagina.  In truth, you have solidified my pleasure of being a poker rather than someone getting poked (On a minor note, I have a weird phobia of having things inside me) and you absolutely rock my face off for it!

I certainly hope that no harm comes to you and you continue to work even until the wee hours of my final days.  You certainly provide enough of a punch necessary to complete every task that I've had in store for you and you've never left anyone unsatisfied.  You alone are amazing and worthy of a great deal of praise and attention for the rest of my life.

Sincerely;
Your faithful keeper,

Daniel

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What are your Top 10 Favorite Movies?

Goofy rocks my face off!

Get fucked.

Sincerely.

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I'll be wrapped around your finger.

Props.

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The old Lie: Dulce et Decorum est
Pro patria mori.

A Tribute to Livewire Excellence.

-Ryan

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This is it. This is your story. It all begins here
I wanted to change the world, too. But I changed nothing. That is my story

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Dear Vagina.

Get fucked.

Sincerely.

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Holy fucking shit.
I laughed my ass off at this.

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