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My Penis, My Hero

Replies: 33 — Last Post July 14 9:02am by Missyjane

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fedoragirl

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HAHAH. I LOVE YOU.

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lingerie gurl

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Okay, there is something wrong with you.

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rockthesock

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You think that's disturbing, there's a flash video of a guy singing to his penis about his penis
*shudders*

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energizerbunny

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i bet its small.

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blufindr

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lmao! epic.

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Someday when you're lonely / Sometime after all this bliss
Somewhere lost in emptiness / I hope you find this gift

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( Soren Kierkegaard )

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Quote: from energizerbunny at 9:42 pm on July 13, 2008

i bet its small.

Not that you'd ever know, nor would I ever care to oblige any future interest.

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iwashere85

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Dear Penis,

Would you come out of hibernation for me, please?

-Alex

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George Carlin FTW

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( Soren Kierkegaard )

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"If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it tastes like trout, get the fuck out!"

- My first talk about sex with my dad

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What are your Top 10 Favorite Movies?

Goofy rocks my face off!

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Forever Angel

Sweet Dreams
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I haven't laughed this much in quite awhile....

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World of threat

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lmao.... Ima steal this for my penis!

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Why do we play cat and mouse.. just say when its over bitch!

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noa vno

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Haha you sir, are amazing! :)

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effyouseakay

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Quote: from Soren Kierkegaard at 12:48 am on July 14, 2008

"If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it tastes like trout, get the fuck out!"
- My first talk about sex with my dad

Ahah, oh my god that is great!

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Baron Samedi

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Quote: from SheMintsEclectic at 9:36 pm on July 13, 2008

Dear Vagina.
Get fucked.
Sincerely.
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Well played, ma'am.

Have an internet.

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latin muscle

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BAHAHAHA nice

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( Soren Kierkegaard )

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Quote: from luvsos666 at 9:37 pm on July 13, 2008

wow i think ur penis is small

Since when have you ever convinced yourself that I'd show my penis to you? There's desperate and then there are people who sleep with you.

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What are your Top 10 Favorite Movies?

Goofy rocks my face off!

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