This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No dear, but I think your grand father knows one." So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks "Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?" The grand father looks at her, "Sure, just hop on my lap!" So the little girl jumps on his lap. "Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?" asks the grandpa, "Yeah" replies the girl "Well look, no hands!"
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Ah gross. >.<
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That wasn't funny.
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Lahanalove
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That is just nasty and disgusting but for some reason I'm laughing lol
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hhahahahahhaha ewww
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That is gross!
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ew
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Oh god, that was fucked up hah
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O____O
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Tigerhawk
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Somehow Ive seen this coming.
Little Johnny's Grandma tells him what his grandpa's Christmas gift is. Then Little Johnny walks over to his grandpa and says "Can you guess what your gift is." and then his grandpa sticks his hand into Johnnys pants and swishes his stuff around and then after 10 minutes he guesses the right answer. Johnny's like, "Woah, how'd you guess that?" then grandpa's like, "I heard you when you were talking to grandma..."
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Ewww
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lol i knew this would be perverted
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