A Husband and Wife go to the hospital to deliver their child. The doctor meets them and tells them that he has a new system that will allow the father to take part or all of the mother's labor pains. They both agree and the delivery begins. The doctor turns the dial to 10%, so that the father will take 10% of the mothers pain.
The husband says he feels fine, so the doctor puts it up a notch.
The husband still feels fine, so the doc puts it up to 30%.
The husband still feels fine, so it goes up to 50%. He tells the doctor, "Go ahead and put it up to 100%."
The husband still feels fine and the child is delivered and the wife felt virtually no pain at all.
The Doctor is amazed at the husband's pain threshold as most men would have keeled over and died at the 50% level. So, they both go back home with their child, where they find the milkman dead on their steps...
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