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what are some funny jokes?
Replies: 22 — Last Post July 17 2:09am by brittanybubble
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Connoisseur 		Reply
not dirty, just funny. post 'em no matter how dull they seem. i need to come up with some. lol.

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Racist ones included?

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your mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and made change...

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According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced
with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use
lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but
after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the
mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She
called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the
custodian.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major
problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To
demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the
custodian to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and
then cleaned the mirror.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.


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jokes aren't funny, they're little aliens trying to rape you

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your momma. 'nuff said.

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What's off limits here?

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I've always liked this one... "Canada, America's Hat..."  

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Quote: from HatesYou at 10:42 pm on July 15, 2008
Racist ones included?

Racism is never funny. Period. End of story.

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Quote: from butterflyboy at 10:42 pm on July 15, 2008
your mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and made change...
That's a good one  

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It needed to be done:

Q: What is red and swings back and forth?
A: A baby on a meat hook.


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Quote: from hawkeye at 7:43 pm on July 15, 2008
Quote: from HatesYou at 10:42 pm on July 15, 2008
Racist ones included?

Racism is never funny. Period. End of story.


wat racism is hilarious
u dont kno comedy dude
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What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.  

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Quote: from wait 4ever at 10:44 pm on July 15, 2008
Quote: from hawkeye at 7:43 pm on July 15, 2008
Quote: from HatesYou at 10:42 pm on July 15, 2008
Racist ones included?
 

 Racism is never funny. Period. End of story.


wat racism is hilarious
u dont kno comedy dude

U don' no how 2 type.

...nor sarcasm, apparently. Though I guess it's hard to get that from text. I'll grant you that much.

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apple, orange you glad i didnt say banana! hahaha...  

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