A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"I don't, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little boy whispered to his mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" The mother replied, "because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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