I've got a goldfish which lives in a bowl on my desk. It sits about two feet away from me. I feed it flakes everyday.
Just now, the damned thing took a shit, turned around, and ate it. I know I read somewhere that goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds, but for real, you can't remember taking a crap a millesecond before turning around and registering it as food?
Oh, god. He just did it again. He belongs in a toilet.
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And Yet.... I want to have hundreds.. In a tank... In my wall..... >.>
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don't watch ur fish eat poop...
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My fish did that too...
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I think I'm going to get a fish (the only pets they allow in dorms). A beta maybe, just something that is simple to care for and doesn't require you know, special water temps and chemicals and such.
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weirdd.....
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