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Replies: 6 — Last Post Aug. 28, 2008 9:49am by HuffleHaire
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So I was just wondering if anybody on LW had a funny story from work. I have a couple, but I'll just tell the funniest one.

Here is mine:

I was helping a woman with a strong accent once, and she wanted to get a cinnamon bun. She, for some reason wouldn't stop talking in the third-person. So, as she asks for the cinnamon she says "The big one please, Sonya's HUNGRY. ".
So she's standing there waiting for her cinnamon bun, as I get it for her trying SO HARD not to burst into laughter. It was the funniest thing!!!!

Discuss.

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Someone took someone's mouse over their vacation and encased it in jello, then put it back on their desk when they got back.   That was pretty funny.

Another time, I was at a work party at a bar, and I was forced to get up and do a karaoke contest.  I sucked so much, but I still won the prize.  :)  

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I work at a bar and i had an auzzie ask for a double vodka and coke and i really couldnt make it out i had to ask "what was that?" about 5 times
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Had an old white haired bag as a boss.  The most funniest moment.

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snowfish


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I have the best stories ever...I worked on a batshit crazy farm all summer. unfortunately most of them are too long to write, but I'll give one.

We couldn't afford electrical wire around the bull pen, which had never been a problem because the bull was fairly young, but recently he had started eyeing the dairy cows and we knew we couldn't hold him for long. We just didn't know when HE would figure that out. It was at the boss' 5 year old daughter's birthday party when he snapped. The 5 year olds were about to do the pinata, so you have a bunch of 5 year olds blind folded with sticks when the bull jumps the fence. it took 3 bullets to the head to take him down, and we're still eating the delicious beef.

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umm well the other day while on break I pulled out a brownie that I had made well after I got done eating it I made sure nothing was on my teeth or anything b/c I work with the public (GAP Outlet) any ways I go back out on the floor and This lady approaches me and was like... MMMM MMMM U smell rly good. Did u eat a brownie? So I was like umm yeah and I took a step back and she was like well sweety I need a smaller size pants size 14 Husky for my son who is in the fitting room... so I looked and looked for the stupid size and Of course MY LUCK there isn't any so I have to go into up stock and I have to climb a latter and all... and the whole time this lady kept smelling me I was like wooohh woohhh Wee whaaaaa....... and she whent to my manager and told her that I smell rly good and i was an excellent helper.... My manager went over the  walkies we have to wear she she was like ooohhh Ashley U have a customer who likes you...... o0o0o0o0o 00o0oo and omg I got picked on for the rest of the night... Every time I saw a coworker they were like smelling me o0o0o Ashley u smell good... I was like OMG stop guys LOL and they do it every time I go on break its rly funny

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HuffleHaire


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Someone dressed in a white labcoat with a stethoscope around this neck came in and told us he could make the bottle of soda he bought levatate. And it looked like he did.

Then he left. Came back half an hour later, asked if we had cards. "No." So he left again to check in his car.

He came back 45 minutes later and showed us 3 card tricks. Left, came back and showed us one more.

He was cool.

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