SO

enraged and dreaming, i blow the whistle and the war begins

Aires and taurus try to mate but nothing works
on the sidelines cancer pinches siamese twins gemini in half. i watch as space shifts under my feet, and a gentle rain of comets rains in the background.

rockets rain from space and detonate on the lake of a mercury poisened pisces and a sunbathing aquarius
the real gods laugh, then check their myspaces

"why would people trust a goat for their future?" i asked god. "i think you know the answer. Your people also enslaved african americans, you KILLED MY SON, so it's fair, in a cosmic sense you can't comprehend."
"oh...sorry"
"just watch"

scorpio stings the servant virgo while libra tells me "it's still a dream!" while he tries to maintain balance but steps on a rock breaks his back.

Leo whos real name is simba, dodges saggitarius' arrow barrage and rips his throat open, fiery blood spewing forth from his wound, burning his fur off

Cancer approaches capricorn and pinches him in half. Cancer immediatly dies of brain cancer.

everything is equally weird, and rightly so! I'm told to hurry and wake up, as i watch all the corpses come to life and melt together. It approached me and said "we're all just cereal mascots stop reading the fucking horoscopes!"

i awoke, and burned the horoscope section.

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Hell is reserved for those who waste their lives trying
to avoid it... for they are already there.