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I'm in the mood for random funny phrases (5 points)
Replies: 10Last Post Aug. 30 9:47am by LittleItaly
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( guitarparth )


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I read this on LW yesterday and me and my friends thought it was really funny. 5 points to whichever ones I find funny that are kinda the same humor!

"I believe everyone should have the right to kill babies but I don't believe women should have choices, in general. Does this make me pro choice or pro life?"

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All I need to live; guitar, computer, girls.


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prisoner of hss


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shoop do whoop

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guns kill guns
people kill people

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HXC

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TITS OR GTFO.

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Deep Thought.
Random Musing.

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JeanClaude


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Heres a truth for you. If you are fucking on a crocadile, 27% of the time that same crocodile will bite your asshole off and prevent you from shiiting for the rest of your life. He'll just rip your asshole clean from your ass and in 7 days you will die from non shitting.

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You still need to refur a friend

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Mattie17


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bollocks to salad

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Pika Piii

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xJosex

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"slob on my knob, like corn on the cob"?

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I'm Yo Daddy

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ErnestoTheTrippyOne


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"If I paid you to go fuck yourself, would you be a prostitute?"
"If I marry a midget, is that big of me?"
Q: What's the best thing about little girls?
A: When you're don with them, you can flip them over and use them as little boys.

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If dogs could talk, this is what he'd say.

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Molfsontan


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There once was a genie with a 10' wenie who showed it to the girl next door.  She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake, now it's only 4 foot four.

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bracexface lovesxdan


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Quote: from ErnestoTheTrippyOne at 12:42 pm on Aug. 30, 2008

"If I paid you to go fuck yourself, would you be a prostitute?"  
"If I marry a midget, is that big of me?"  
Q: What's the best thing about little girls?  
A: When you're don with them, you can flip them over and use them as little boys.


LOLZ

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twililuv01


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sweetness!!!!

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for love, everything is possible..For hate all is impossible.. hope
is the way to gain or to fall.. but with no hope there is no love..

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LittleItaly


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hahaha nice

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They say no one is perfect.
They say practice makes perfect. I wish they would make up their minds.

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