How I'm not a fucking heffer by now, I have no idea.

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So far today I've eaten one of those McDonald's breakfast things that comes with pancakes, eggs, and sausage, a cinnamon roll, a big ass vanilla iced coffee, like 4 bags of gushers, almost half a can of pringles, a chocolate milkshake, buffalo mozzarella sticks, a spicy chicken sandwich, fries, lemonade, a cookie dough frosty, a box and a half of dark chocolate cookie dough bites, three soft tacos from chipotle, a huge root beer, browines, a chicken strips, more fries, some toast, a few onion rings, another root beer, a hot fudge sundae with a browine in it, and right now I'm eating more gushers and drinking another root beer.

How I'm not a fucking heffer by now, I have no idea.

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heffer, nice one.

Story Warning, skip if you dont give a shit:

my sister as a joke used to call me heffer all the time. she got lazy and started calling me Heffe, which, in pronunciation, means "boss" in spanish.

owned.

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Quote: from Baron Samedi at 9:28 pm on Aug. 4, 2008

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So far today I've eaten one of those McDonald's breakfast things that comes with pancakes, eggs, and sausage, a cinnamon roll, a big ass vanilla iced coffee, like 4 bags of gushers, almost half a can of pringles, a chocolate milkshake, buffalo mozzarella sticks, a spicy chicken sandwich, fries, lemonade, a cookie dough frosty, a box and a half of dark chocolate cookie dough bites, three soft tacos from chipotle, a huge root beer, browines, a chicken strips, more fries, some toast, a few onion rings, another root beer, a hot fudge sundae with a browine in it, and right now I'm eating more gushers and drinking another root beer.  

 How I'm not a fucking heffer by now, I have no idea.

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heffer, nice one.  

Story Warning, skip if you dont give a shit:

my sister as a joke used to call me heffer all the time. she got lazy and started calling me Heffe, which, in pronunciation, means "boss" in spanish.

owned.

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Nice.

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I actually got a small banning of junk food at work.  One of the managers does not allow large amounts of junk food when she is there, because of me.  I ate a whole box of Zingers (http://www.nicholasroussos.com/images/chocolate-zinger.jpg) in one 4 hour shift (amongst other things and have done things like this very often).  She was afraid I would get a heart attack or something; I don't gain weight at least from this type of eating.

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