my aunt poured vodka in my milk and i thought it was just funny Irish milk that tasted different than American milk. then my aunt giggled and told me she had poured it in everydrink i had that day from orange juice on. she said she did it because i teased her son about being Irish and because i was mean to him and told him that they put alcohol in an Irish baby's bottle and that that's what they're raised on. she said i was a dull American like George Bush and wouldn't know the difference. but her prank isn't funny, now my liver or kidneys or something in my stomach region has ached for a two weeks now. JAYSUS! i also threw up that night. actually i knew there was something funny about all that. actually i do recall telling her son he was given such and such in his baby bottle but it was a joke.
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.... what a bitch. o0 But I don't think you'd be hurting because of it. Unless you're allergic.
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Alcohol to a minor! You can seriously through her ass in jail for that. Threaten her with that.
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Quote: from 92perpetual at 2:21 am on Aug. 3, 2008
.... what a bitch. o0 But I don't think you'd be hurting because of it. Unless you're allergic.
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Quote: from Dumbledor123 at 2:22 am on Aug. 3, 2008
Alcohol to a minor! You can seriously through her ass in jail for that. Threaten her with that.
actually, i'm just over the legal age so it's ok. but still i am young and she was mean to do that.
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Quote: from Dumbledor123 at 2:22 am on Aug. 3, 2008
Alcohol to a minor! You can seriously through her ass in jail for that. Threaten her with that.
actually, i'm just over the legal age so it's ok. but still i am young and she was mean to do that.
Oh, betting your from U.K. then? America it's 21 to drink.
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Quote: from 92perpetual at 2:21 am on Aug. 3, 2008
.... what a bitch. o0 But I don't think you'd be hurting because of it. Unless you're allergic.
agreed
i'm telling ya my stomach hurts!
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Quote: from Dumbledor123 at 2:22 am on Aug. 3, 2008
Alcohol to a minor! You can seriously through her ass in jail for that. Threaten her with that.
actually, i'm just over the legal age so it's ok. but still i am young and she was mean to do that.
Oh, betting your from U.K. then? America it's 21 to drink.
no I'm American. i probably sound like i'm from the u.k. from the words i've picked up there. maybe i am dull for not calling her foul but it didn't smell like booze, just tasted a little funny.
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