Chuck norris grinds his coffee with his teeth then boils the water with his own rage. If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything.
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness and possibly foot-sized bruises on the face.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Julie is [TAKEN] by an amazing guy.
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