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Web Resources: Rape Myths Dispelled, Help & Information about Rape
USA Rape, Abuse and Incest Hotline: 1-800-656-HOPE (1-800-656-4673)
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( kdog )
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
------- i wanted freedom, bound and restricted, i tired to give you up but im addicted.
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10:20 pm on July 17, 2008 | Joined: Dec. 2005 | Days Active: 367 Join to learn more about kdog Ontario, Canada | Straight Female | Posts: 1,239 | Points: 5,126
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ellex4xlove
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lololol
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Aratal
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Hahaha. The husband sounds like an asshole.
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JuggaletteBaby
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haha. i've heard it but i still love it =]
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applebee33
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bahahahahahahaha
------- "Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we love them, it would kill us."
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blufindr
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Heard it. Fucking awesome.
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pclueless92
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LMAO =]
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Scarlet Tears
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ROFLLMFAO!
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Alabamarama
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Ahaha good one
------- Sexual innuendo.
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Total Destruction
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Quote: from Aratal at 10:21 pm on July 17, 2008
Hahaha. The husband sounds like an asshole.
Hahahahaha hell yea he is!
------- The ___... it brings the ___ Mein Brüder ist Josh
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Total Destruction
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Hahahahaha damn that was funny!
------- The ___... it brings the ___ Mein Brüder ist Josh
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carracer
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Plan Backfired eh? Funny stuff.
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jujube 91
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Hahaha, that is pretty funny.
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