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( Ari13 )
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.1 Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping
(why wait?) 2. Thou shall not do drugs
(alcohol lasts longer) 3. Thou shall not steal form K-Mart
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism
(destruction has a bigger effect) 5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents
(everyone knows Grandma has more money) 6. Thou shall not get in fights
(just start them) 7. Thou shall not skip class
(just take the whole day off) 8. Thou shall not strip in class
(hooters pays more) 9. Thou shall not think about having sex
(as Nike says....just do it) 10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street
(just leave them in the middle)
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Arcarius
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OMGURHAWTLOL!
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Redemption comes.
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Jaems
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This thread fails.
You fail.
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I'll chain you to the truth..
For the truth shall set you free.
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iimjustbadnews
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i agree, but on #2 id say thou shall not drink (drugs make you weigh less)
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its only me
Swami
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LMAO. i lold
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History makes the future
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MXfreak
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lmfao XD
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sup?
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Katie57
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lol
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Ryoichiro
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that's pretty awesome.
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pclueless92
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haha=D
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Happiness, coming and going. 2.13.093
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Cunning Stunt
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Those are the 10 commandments if you're trying to be the biggest douche bag and most troublesome son/daughter you could ever be.
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And when you're up watching cartoons at like 3 in the
morning you're nice and low to the ground
with your bean bag chair so when you
roll over you can sleep on the floor naked with your bag of cheetos
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