So my friends Sharlene and Bobby have been hooking up for the past couple weeks, even though she has a really bad freezer burn on her ass. Sometimes when Bobby and I hang out, it smells like dead flesh. Do you think Sharlene has anything to do with this, and what happens when you get a really bad freezer burn?
Also, if anyone works at the penguin breeding facility downtown Heard Island, have they found my wallet?
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Sharlene and Bobby are so lame. they should go get punched in the face.
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cheesygod
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I remember once I had a steak with freezer burn. That kind of sucked.
Anyways no my friend. I think Bobby is a zombie and that Sharlene's fooling around + freezer burn combo had nothing to do with it.
------- Sex is like a bank account. You deposit, then you withdraw, and then you lose interest
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BOBBY IS A ZOMBIE?!?! that would explain why he ate Jake's brain the other day.
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cheesygod
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I miss Jake. Bobby owes us some drinks for this.
------- Sex is like a bank account. You deposit, then you withdraw, and then you lose interest
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agree
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