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Catholics. Catholicism. Wtf?
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Quote: from Cult Classic at 11:57 pm on July 23, 2008

I refuse to believe that Mary was a virgin. I mean..it's the perfect excuse.. no one had done the "immaculate conception" thing before.. And her and Joseph were married, yeah? did they not sex it up? Ever? and...by the way..wouldn't he be really pissed off if she was knocked up and Not by him? It just doesnt quite all fit..

Apparently Joseph was actually pretty pissed and was going to divorce her but he saw an angel in a dream.

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Quote: from InsaneBlue at 5:46 pm on July 24, 2008

Quote: from Cult Classic at 11:57 pm on July 23, 2008

I refuse to believe that Mary was a virgin. I mean..it's the perfect excuse.. no one had done the "immaculate conception" thing before.. And her and Joseph were married, yeah? did they not sex it up? Ever? and...by the way..wouldn't he be really pissed off if she was knocked up and Not by him? It just doesnt quite all fit..

Apparently Joseph was actually pretty pissed and was going to divorce her but he saw an angel in a dream.


WTF....They weren't married, they were betrothed.

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Quote: from draakprinses at 6:58 pm on July 24, 2008

Quote: from InsaneBlue at 5:46 pm on July 24, 2008

Quote: from Cult Classic at 11:57 pm on July 23, 2008

I refuse to believe that Mary was a virgin. I mean..it's the perfect excuse.. no one had done the "immaculate conception" thing before.. And her and Joseph were married, yeah? did they not sex it up? Ever? and...by the way..wouldn't he be really pissed off if she was knocked up and Not by him? It just doesnt quite all fit..
 

 Apparently Joseph was actually pretty pissed and was going to divorce her but he saw an angel in a dream.


WTF....They weren't married, they were betrothed.


Ok, my bad, he was going to *not* marry her.

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Quote: from Cult Classic at 11:57 pm on July 23, 2008

I refuse to believe that Mary was a virgin. I mean..it's the perfect excuse.. no one had done the "immaculate conception" thing before.. And her and Joseph were married, yeah? did they not sex it up? Ever? and...by the way..wouldn't he be really pissed off if she was knocked up and Not by him? It just doesnt quite all fit..

Immaculate conception had bee done before dozens of time, as well as the entire basic story of Jesus. Watch "The God Who Wasn't There" and it will give you some of the examples.

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Quote: from katyduck at 2:50 pm on July 24, 2008

i think catholicism is gorgeous

that is all i have to say


I'm with Katy.  There's a mystique about Catholicism that just gets my blood pumping.  If I could just reconcile myself to it intellectually, I would be a Catholic.

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it's funny. I'm a confirmed roman catholic only because my mother wanted me to be. so I'm familiar with all the stuff with a sort of amused detachment, and pity.

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Quote: from nigeltheoutlaw at 5:53 am on July 25, 2008

Quote: from Cult Classic at 11:57 pm on July 23, 2008

I refuse to believe that Mary was a virgin. I mean..it's the perfect excuse.. no one had done the "immaculate conception" thing before.. And her and Joseph were married, yeah? did they not sex it up? Ever? and...by the way..wouldn't he be really pissed off if she was knocked up and Not by him? It just doesnt quite all fit..
 

Immaculate conception had bee done before dozens of time, as well as the entire basic story of Jesus. Watch "The God Who Wasn't There" and it will give you some of the examples.


Neither of you know what the Immaculate Conception is. It has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus' conception.

Post edited at 10:42 am on July 25, 2008 by katyduck

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I'm Catholic, and proud of it. I dont need to explain my religion to any of you, and i know that i get my reward when you persecute me for my beliefs.

If any of you haters actually understood what "God" means and how much power He has, you would not question the Bible or anything else that Catholics follow. Just because they don't make sense to us doesn't mean we should dismiss it.

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Quote: from katyduck at 12:41 pm on July 25, 2008

Quote: from nigeltheoutlaw at 5:53 am on July 25, 2008

Quote: from Cult Classic at 11:57 pm on July 23, 2008

I refuse to believe that Mary was a virgin. I mean..it's the perfect excuse.. no one had done the "immaculate conception" thing before.. And her and Joseph were married, yeah? did they not sex it up? Ever? and...by the way..wouldn't he be really pissed off if she was knocked up and Not by him? It just doesnt quite all fit..
 

Immaculate conception had bee done before dozens of time, as well as the entire basic story of Jesus. Watch "The God Who Wasn't There" and it will give you some of the examples.


Neither of you know what the Immaculate Conception is. It has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus' conception.


But the Immaculate Conception does not come from the Bible, either.

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 7:07 pm on July 25, 2008

Quote: from katyduck at 12:41 pm on July 25, 2008

Quote: from nigeltheoutlaw at 5:53 am on July 25, 2008

Quote: from Cult Classic at 11:57 pm on July 23, 2008

I refuse to believe that Mary was a virgin. I mean..it's the perfect excuse.. no one had done the "immaculate conception" thing before.. And her and Joseph were married, yeah? did they not sex it up? Ever? and...by the way..wouldn't he be really pissed off if she was knocked up and Not by him? It just doesnt quite all fit..
 

 Immaculate conception had bee done before dozens of time, as well as the entire basic story of Jesus. Watch "The God Who Wasn't There" and it will give you some of the examples.


 

 Neither of you know what the Immaculate Conception is. It has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus' conception.


But the Immaculate Conception does not come from the Bible, either.

i never said it did?

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