1.You are so lucky to have a teacher like me to teach you.

2.It's my pleasure to help you pass.

3.I always give plenty of time for the deadline.

4.Call me any time.

5.I'm always available.

6.It's the first time I sleep with one of my students.

7.It doesn't matter what I think; write what you believe.

8.When I was in your age things were much more difficult.

9.Think of the exam as a diagnostic tool.

10.I always mark my students fairly.

11.No one helped me to become a teacher.

12.I never cheated on an exam as a student.

13.I never judge my students based on their beliefs.

14.As I student I only studied 30 minutes to pass each exam.

15.The exam questions are easy; your low IQ is to blame.

16.I would give up school if I were half as stupid as you.

17.My other students are cleverer than you.

18.You don't deserve to get a degree.

19.You will never succeed in your career.

20.You are the worst student I have ever had in my course.

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I am happy!!!

"The smallest particle is the atom, and it can't be broken down any further"

like wtf

then all of a sudden there were protons and neutrons and electrons

and then it was like

oh yeah that's a lie too and there were quarks and shit.

like wtf is wrong with chemistry teachers? they're sick that's what.

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jesus christ was a cunt and a rapist

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16.I would give up school if I were half as stupid as you.

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makes u also wonder if kids are REALLY GETTING AN EDUCATION.

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[If you don't like me, too bad]
"The amount of fail on THEFORUM.COM is reaching epic proportions." - hughnon

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What kind of narcissistic teachers do you have?

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Who knows

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I'm at the end of my rope and I
don't want to hold on any longer.

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is it just me or did those get worse every time..

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i think its that some of us are getting older

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[If you don't like me, too bad]
"The amount of fail on THEFORUM.COM is reaching epic proportions." - hughnon