They sent us this thing that our parents have to sign and stuff like that. I NEVER lose school paperwork. I NEVER lose anything, really.

Well, I've lost this. Grrrrrrr. Well, I thought, "You know, my friend who doesn't drive has hers, and I'm gonna ask her if she's using hers or not. She doesn't even have her license."

Oh wait, I asked her, she's using hers 'cause she's getting her license.

The ONE time I need something.  The ONE time I lose something, I don't have any backup at all.  I'm gonna have to go to the school on Friday just to get a stupid sheet of paper that I could fill out in its entirety except for my parents' signature.  When other people lose shit, usually I'm the one that helps them out, getting them what they need. But no, when I lose ONE LITTLE THING, I'm fucked.

Whatevs.

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