- When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
- Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
- Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
- If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
- How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
- Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
- If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future?

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this is who i am and this is what i like im immature
and i will stay this way 4ever til the day i die

they say "Do onto others as you'd have others do onto you" is the golden rules, BUT what if you are a mechanist?

Post edited at 1:46 am on July 23, 2008 by Its Bearsy Bitch

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People eat chicken shit?

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Eggs, stupid.

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I has another...  

they say "Do onto others as you'd have others do onto you" is the golden rules, BUT what if you are a mechanist?

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What? Do you mean masochist?
Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one isn't a nickel. What are the coins?
It took me forever to figure that one out >_<

Post edited at 1:48 am on July 23, 2008 by Alabamarama

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Sexual innuendo.

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i fucking hate that cow thing, because they saw calves nursing so they assumed that people could drink it too, and it's like breast milk because that's what comes out of human tits, but in greater quantities and more ethical because people would have a problem with barns full of women squeezing out milk

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@Barns full of women: Only by todays standards.

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Quote: from Its Bearsy Bitch at 3:45 am on July 23, 2008

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I has another...  

they say "Do onto others as you'd have others do onto you" is the golden rules, BUT what if you are a mechanist?

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What? Do you mean masochist?
Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one isn't a nickel. What are the coins?
It took me forever to figure that one out >_<

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Quote: from One Two Step at 1:45 am on July 23, 2008

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People eat chicken shit?

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Eggs, stupid.

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Eggs don't come out of their ass.

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Who are you to judge?

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Quote: from Its Bearsy Bitch at 1:46 am on July 23, 2008

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Quote: from One Two Step at 1:45 am on July 23, 2008

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People eat chicken shit?

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 Eggs, stupid.

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Eggs don't come out of their ass.

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Chickens don't have an ass, they have one hole for eggs, shit, AND pee.

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Quote: from One Two Step at 1:55 am on July 23, 2008

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Quote: from Its Bearsy Bitch at 1:46 am on July 23, 2008

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Quote: from One Two Step at 1:45 am on July 23, 2008

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People eat chicken shit?

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  Eggs, stupid.

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 Eggs don't come out of their ass.

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Chickens don't have an ass, they have one hole for eggs, shit, AND pee.

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Well the OP said 'butt'.
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Who are you to judge?