The
very first ever Blonde GUY joke.....
And
well worth the wait!
An
Irishman
,
a Mexican
and
a Blonde
Guy were
doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a
building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
'Corned
beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for
lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The
Mexican! Opened his lunch box and
exclaimed,'Burritos
again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The
blonde
opened
his lunch and said,
'
Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The
next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito,
and jumped, too.
The
blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death
as well.
At
the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!'
The
Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
Everyone
turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
'Don't
look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
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