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Give me a really lame joke please...
Replies: 26 — Last Post July 23 7:49am by EndLess LoVe
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Professional 		Reply
NOW!!!!!.. I mean it!!!!!

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Hey yo! Be cool and watch this.. hehehe...
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nigeltheoutlaw


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Your face.

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Now gangsta ass players come in all shapes and colors
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GaelicFreak


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A man walked into a bar.
Ouch.

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"What the hell does that even mean?"
"It means CANE LASER!"
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Frenchie3477


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Quote: from nigeltheoutlaw at 8:37 pm on July 21, 2008
Your face.

lawl.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die
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EndLess LoVe


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Why can't you play cards in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetas!  

Post edited at 8:46 pm on July 21, 2008 by EndLess LoVe

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This time was different.
Felt like, I was just a victim.
And it cut me like a knife, when you walked out of my life.

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tabb


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Knock knock.
Whose there?

Me.

Lame enough?

Post edited at 8:39 pm on July 21, 2008 by tabb

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Mmmmm, swankeh.

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hateitandloveit


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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! And HOPE! It looked HOPEFUL!

JOHN McCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me, although I clearly remember having to dodge enemy fire as Chelsea and I tried to cross the road.

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You.. let me believe...
and then I failed again.

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Juewelz32


Technician 		Reply
Question:
why did the person go to summer school?


Answer:to do work!!!!!!!!!

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Juewelz I Trust ME

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HXC


Soothsayer
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Why did the woman lose the beauty contest?

Because she was ugly.

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I turn nightmares into wet dreams.

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Jgain6


Professional 		Reply
Quote: from tabb at 11:38 pm on July 21, 2008
Knock knock.

Whose there?

Me.

Lame enough?

haha

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Fenton

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What do you call a guy in wheelchair?

A CRIPPLE.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

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Dear World,
You need me.

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billygoat


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what do you get when you cross a dog with a frog?
~a dog that can lick himself from across the room

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"I never think that people die. They just go to department stores."
~AnDy WaRhOl
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Bonolove


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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wait, who let out the chicken?

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You dont tug on supermans cape,you dont spit in the wind, you don't pull
the mask off an old lone ranger, and you don't mess around w Jim
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SgtPatches


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4chan.org

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To be a man you must have honor.
Honor and a penis.
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barnabas


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what do you call a parapalegic hanging on a wall?
Art.

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gold jewelry and fine clothes. Instead, it should be that of your
inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet
spirit which is of great worth in God's sight
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