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a very bad hickey
Replies: 16Last Post July 18 3:51pm by leanneS
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so i finished my basic training with the reserve army today, and myself and the other recruits, despite age were forbidden to drink under army law, but on the last night, last night, all the officers said they would turn a blind eye to it.

i idnt drink, but pretty much everyone else did, and they all got well hammere and almost every girl, no matter how ugly ended up doing some lad.

So at parade this morning, there was this one girl n my platoon singled out. She wasnt wearing her smock or beret, and it turned out that she lost them during the night, but what really made the corporal angry was that she had the biggest, reddest hickey imaginable on the centre of her throat.

It was disgusting, and we were all sniggering at how much trouble she was in, and had to explain it all to the quartermaster with bloodshot eyes and a hickey on her throat.

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Wow, seriously wouldn't want to be her lmao.

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Lol, good old boot camp.
I have no idea what kind of officer would turn a blind eye to under aged soldiers drinking and disrespecting ARs. But trust me soldier, you will not have that kind of leniency in your unit. You better be squared away, or trust me, you will pay.
Careful warrior.

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You're in the army? Shame on you.

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that's upsetting...

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wow. i feel very bad for her.

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lol feel very bad

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Whats left to lose? Lets drink the night away again,
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wow

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So funny.
haha


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that would suck

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Quote: from Ravenscroft at 12:56 pm on July 18, 2008

You're in the army? Shame on you.

He said he didn't drink...so why shame on him?

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Quote: from Avenger2501 at 1:04 pm on July 18, 2008

Quote: from Ravenscroft at 12:56 pm on July 18, 2008

You're in the army? Shame on you.

He said he didn't drink...so why shame on him?


Because he is in the army.


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Quote: from Ravenscroft at 1:06 pm on July 18, 2008

Quote: from Avenger2501 at 1:04 pm on July 18, 2008

Quote: from Ravenscroft at 12:56 pm on July 18, 2008

You're in the army? Shame on you.
 

 He said he didn't drink...so why shame on him?


Because he is in the army.



and?
He is probably making a crap load of money.

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Quote: from lingerie gurl at 1:08 pm on July 18, 2008

Quote: from Ravenscroft at 1:06 pm on July 18, 2008

Quote: from Avenger2501 at 1:04 pm on July 18, 2008

Quote: from Ravenscroft at 12:56 pm on July 18, 2008

You're in the army? Shame on you.

  He said he didn't drink...so why shame on him?


 

 Because he is in the army.


and?
He is probably making a crap load of money.


I can't see how armies contribute to anything. Idealistically, people shouldn't let themselves become peons of the government, especially a pion that could be told to kill, or be in a situation to be killed. If countries have no military to throw around they will just have to find other, more civilized ways of dealing with their problems.


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Quote: from Ravenscroft at 9:15 pm on July 18, 2008

If countries have no military to throw around they will just have to find other, more civilized ways of dealing with their problems.

what? like big corporations like mcdonalds and texaco and nike to bleed the wealth out of other countries?

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