These are pretty rude but to understand them you have to be quite un-naive What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it.
How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde, because she's 18.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning?
Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
Why don't pygmies wear tampons?
They keep stepping on the strings.
How do you piss off a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.
Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?
When the seargent said "Get down!", they got up and started dancing.
Why did god give Men Penises?
So they'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
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