1) Beer pong is incredible fun.
2) High people are hilarious to mess with.
3) Never underestimate the simple deliciousness of bread and butter.
4) Our newly formed band is awesome.
5) 5'5" 115 pound Italians get completely wasted from half of a beer.
6) Shitfaced Irish girls WILL get topless and make out with girls whilst playing beer pong.
7) Slip and slides + an entire bottle of Ajax = nosedive into mud.
8) Our Asian friend has the widest selection of music on his iPod and likes to take walks to CVS at 3 in the morning looking for "strange ass".
9) Carrots can be used as weapons.
10) 7 am is a normal bedtime.

That is all.  

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You can only move as fast as who's in front of you
And if you assume just like them, what good will it do?

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Sounds like quite the experience.

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