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Replies: 33 Last Post Aug. 25, 2008 9:21pm by HXC
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( HXC )
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I'm secretly, a polar bear butler. I work for John Stamos. Here's a picture of me back in 2005, when I was still living in the wild. Life was hard, it was the beginning of global warming, the Arctics were getting owned. but then this man comes along. I'm hanging out in the arctics, playing some PS2, when this man walks up and is like "CHALLENGER APPEARS". I said "lets make this interesting. you win I become your personal butler, I win, I get to eat you!" and he agreed. The longest game of Tekken 2 ensued. With a cheap ass combo, John Stamos won. (he was playing as Eddie Gaurdo) And ever since, I've been living with him on his private estate, bringing him wine, syphilis medication, the works. in my free time, (which is a lot, cause he's usually high on crack), I like to come on /lw/. current picture of me: please, dont think differently of me now, I hope we can still be friends. I was going to tell you all, but then my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whisteled for a cab and when it came near he license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, "NAW FORGET IT YO HOME TO BEL AIR!"
------- it's just you and I, everywhereeeee
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5:09 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 | Joined: Sep. 2007 | Days Active: 332 Join to learn more about HXC Czech Republic | Straight Male | Posts: 12,382 | Points: 15,695
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 LiveWire Humor
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The Fantasy
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Werd.
------- hannahhh; says: not so upbeat with the typing today are we rebeccaa. says: GO FU CK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW.
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La Motta
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Ha look at your little waistcoat!!
------- leanneS is a 10 Ziggy Sobotka from The Wire is my hero!!!! You're just picking the knickers from your arse like you're playing a one-stringed harp!
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Fortis Obscurum
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Win
------- I dream not to be a Super Hero, but a Super Villain. Then will I unite the world, where other Heroes have failed. -Eric D. Chandler
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Gemmaxox
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Awwww cute! x
------- Everything Happens For A Reason. You Just Don't Know The Reason
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5:10 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 | Joined: June 2008 | Days Active: 18 Join to learn more about Gemmaxox Scotland, United Kingdom | Straight Female | Posts: 302 | Points: 596
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QuietRayne
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lol!!!
------- I won't screw up this time.
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SlimJimGurl
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------- Rest In Peace Fuzzie. I Love You...
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Epicure
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this is by far the worst totse topic ever
------- A man said to the universe, "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."
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LaLaGotaSecret
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But...but....you're my butler. Did you forget about the Twizzlers and chicken noodle soup?
------- Do you want to know LaLa's secret? focus baby dont look at me look straight through me
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writergirl
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lol thats awesome
------- He who is not busy being born is surely busy dying- Bob Dylan
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Paisapunkprincess
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LMAO THE 90'S
------- Vive la vida al maximo, no te arepientas de nada todo en esta vida se paga y un dia me las pagaras ingrato
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