Life was hard, it was the beginning of global warming, the Arctics were getting owned.

but then this man comes along.

I'm hanging out in the arctics, playing some PS2, when this man walks up and is like "CHALLENGER APPEARS". I said "lets make this interesting. you win I become your personal butler, I win, I get to eat you!" and he agreed. The longest game of Tekken 2 ensued.

With a cheap ass combo, John Stamos won. (he was playing as Eddie Gaurdo)

And ever since, I've been living with him on his private estate, bringing him wine, syphilis medication, the works. in my free time, (which is a lot, cause he's usually high on crack), I like to come on /lw/.  current picture of me:

please, dont think differently of me now, I hope we can still be friends. I was going to tell you all, but then my mom got scared
and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whisteled for a cab and when it came near he license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, "NAW FORGET IT YO HOME TO BEL AIR!"

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Move your hands and feet. i dont even care if you dance offbeat.
when you dance on me, keep hands off please.
I dont want nobody to think im with you, i mean you seem cool
but your friend seems pretty damn cool too

Post edited at 5:11 pm on Aug. 18, 2008 by HateParents

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Penis.

Does this mean you're all cuddly now?

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So you do it again, after all we bowed
So where is the end? No end is not allowed

It made my day.