My Best Friend: So, why have you dragged me out here on this miserable day?
Me: We need to talk.
My Best Friend: About what?
Me: You know what. Why have you been ignoring me?
My Best Friend: Because I hate you.
Me: Why!? What did I do?
My Best Friend: ...
Me: I'm not even asking you to stop hating me, I just want to know what I did.
My Best Friend: ...
Me: Why. Do. You. Hate. Me?
My Best Friend: Because you're beautiful.
Me: [I thought I didn't hear her right] What? I'm eludeful? That's not even a word. Besides, when have I eluded you?--
My Best Friend: No, beautiful. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L. God, you're so dense.
Me: ... [I was tearing up here......]
My Best Friend: [rolls eyes] Don't cry.
Me: I'm not beautiful, Jacquie, I'm average maybe a notch above average. But I'm nothing special.
My Best Friend: What ever. You're skinny, you're tall and you're pretty. I'm short, fat and ugly--
Me: That's not true.
My Best Friend: You're just saying that because you have to.
Me: No, I'm not. [I really was telling the truth...]
My Best Friend: Stop it. You're just making me feel worse. No one can fix it, no me, not you: I'm ugly and that's the truth.
[Awkward Silence]
Me: You hate me because I'm pretty?
My Best Friend: ...
Me: How am I supposed to fix that?

After that it was just awkward goodbyes...
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I'll never forget that conversation.
Well, at least she honest with me...

Is there a way to make it better?

and i need to have this convo with my best friend..i hate her.. :(

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What do I look like? The Wizard of OZ? You need a Brain?
A Heart? Go ahead. Take everything I have.

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y por lo que el león se enamoró de el cordero...
lo que es un estúpido cordero

You're obviously better off without her. Just the thought of such a pathetic soul makes me laugh.

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"In a world we need to share;
it's not enough to stand and stare." --Pink Floyd