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Things that you can't say while drunk
Replies: 15Last Post Aug. 20, 2008 11:09am by PewPew
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Nope, no more booze for me!
2. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
3. Donner Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
8. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
9. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning.

Im bored!

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I bought that sign for my ex.

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2. Anti-constitutionalistically
I couldn't even say that sober.

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lol...true...

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" 9. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning."

That is actually fucking easy to say.
I was wasted once and got home 2 hours before going work.


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What if you are drunk and your life depends on saying a word like that? ... That's why I say that drinking is stupid and dangerous, putting life at risk just to numb senses and hide from reality.

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LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

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Quote: from iJeannie at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008

What if you are drunk and your life depends on saying a word like that? ... That's why I say that drinking is stupid and dangerous, putting life at risk just to numb senses and hide from reality.

The next time my life is at risk from not being able to say any of the above il let you know.....

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ha ha

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Quote: from swedger at 4:49 pm on Aug. 20, 2008

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:  
1. Innovative  
2. Preliminary  
3. Proliferation  
4. Cinnamon  

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:  
1. Specificity  
2. Anti-constitutionalistically  
3. Passive-aggressive disorder  
4. Tran substantiate


Seriously, I can't even say any of those sober never mind drunk!  

Edit; Wait, I can say Passive-aggressive disorder    

Post edited at 8:58 am on Aug. 20, 2008 by BubbleCake


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you make that up yourself or get it off the internet?

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Quote: from Alabamarama at 4:51 pm on Aug. 20, 2008

2. Anti-constitutionalistically  
I couldn't even say that sober.

Same.
I like this, I may have to steal it.

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lol true true

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Quote: from swedger at 11:52 am on Aug. 20, 2008

Quote: from iJeannie at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008

What if you are drunk and your life depends on saying a word like that? ... That's why I say that drinking is stupid and dangerous, putting life at risk just to numb senses and hide from reality.

The next time my life is at risk from not being able to say any of the above il let you know.....



QFT, lol

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