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 Replies: 15 — Last Post Aug. 20, 2008 11:09am by PewPew
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Nope, no more booze for me!
2. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
3. Donner Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
8. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
9. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning.
 Im bored!
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Americans want grungy people,stabbing themselves in the head on stage.
They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on,they don't get
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8:49 am on Aug. 20, 2008 | Joined: April 2008 | Days Active: 155
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Bitner
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yes you are. yes you are
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hazeleyedangel
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I bought that sign for my ex.
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The one that strikes the first blow
Admits they've lost.
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Alabamarama
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2. Anti-constitutionalistically
I couldn't even say that sober.
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Sexual innuendo.
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Bonolove
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lol...true...
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You dont tug on supermans cape,you dont spit in the wind, you don't pull
the mask off an old lone ranger and you don't mess around w Jim
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8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 | Joined: April 2007 | Days Active: 337
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Swami
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What if you are drunk and your life depends on saying a word like that? ... That's why I say that drinking is stupid and dangerous, putting life at risk just to numb senses and hide from reality.
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Saharah
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LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
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doddy92
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ha ha
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8:53 am on Aug. 20, 2008 | Joined: Aug. 2008 | Days Active: 132
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ronda
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you make that up yourself or get it off the internet?
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Let's drive to Brighton on the weekend.
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8:55 am on Aug. 20, 2008 | Joined: April 2008 | Days Active: 337
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breannafhchick06
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lol true true
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What if you are drunk and your life depends on saying a word like that? ... That's why I say that drinking is stupid and dangerous, putting life at risk just to numb senses and hide from reality. 
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