I wish I could be a boy right about now.

Thank you for reading. That is all.

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lol, poor girls. Nature basically decided to make girls its weakest link, endowed them with inferior strength, made them have to put up with babies, and made them bleed every month among other things. That's pretty cruel right there. Yeah, oh man, every morning when I wake up I have a big smile on my face and think, yes, thank god I'm a guy!

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Hey hey hey. Just because most guys are stronger than me doesn't make me a weak link. You think blue balls are bad? Try cramps. And try multi-tasking WHILE having cramps. You couldn't do it.

Girls always think they're so strong, it's very cute ;)

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haha, I wouldn't want to have to do that. I don't even know what cramps are. And I don't know what blue balls are either, except some myth that guys tell girls to get some action. I mean blue balls? What the heck? I don't know any guy who has ever said anything about that.

Girls always think they're so strong, it's very cute ;)

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You need to brush up on your urban dictionary vocab.

And...you don't KNOW what cramps are?

I think every girl in the world wants to smack you in the face right about now.

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Hahaha, that's ok. I have no idea what cramps mean for a girl, I know what a cramp is I suppose for doing real activities, like you know, guys playing sports, but not just sitting there doing nothing bleeding out of a hole. I mean I have no idea how that causes cramps or what would cramp up.

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Well, I will give you a little health lesson right now.

Cramps are, basically, smaller versions of childbirth contractions. So, in childbirth, a woman's uterus contracts to try and push the baby out. These are very strong and can be very, very painful.

Same concept, except that there's no baby - just the uterine lining. Hence the blood. So a woman's body tries to get rid of it by contracting (VERY painfully) so that everything can be readied for the next month.

As for girls who want like 12 kids, all I have to say is you just need to remember it's a vagina, NOT a clown car.

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lol, god I'm glad I'm not a girl. All of that just to keep a girl ready for pumping out kids. What a waste, really. I don't even want kids so my girlfriend would just suffer for nothing, basically.  

As for girls who want like 12 kids, all I have to say is you just need to remember it's a vagina, NOT a clown car.

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Ah, but that's what Kegel exercises are for dearie.

I'm glad I got a dick, it doesn't need an instruction manual to operate it and figure it out. It just pretty much works. If I started bleeding out of any part of my body I'd freak out and go to the ER.

I really can't trust anything that can bleed for a week without dying. ;)