!) I'm not white, I'm actually a light skinned Mexican. 1) Turtles can breathe out of their butts.
(Seriously, talk about bad morning breath!)
2) If you screamed nonstop for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced enough energy from sound to heat one cup of coffee.
(After screaming for over 8 years I could use a cup of coffee and perhaps an asprin as well.)
3) Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
(Talk about stomach aches.)
4) An average of 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents in the United States daily.
(Come to think of it, I don't look much like either of my parents... Uh oh!)
5) The name "Wendy" was made up for the book, "Peter Pan." There was never a recorded "Wendy" before this book.
(What about that fast food chain, "Wnedy's"?)
6) If you placed a drop of liquor on a scorpion it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
(Talk about drunken rage!)
7) The phrase, "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English Law stating that you could not beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
(Too many guys today are breaking that law!)
8) By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
(Ladies, let's do some practicing. 
)
9) Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before going into space because passing wind damages their spacesuits.
(Like humans need to start polluting space too.)
10) Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better than men.
(What if he's blind and she's deaf? 
)
11) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair than those of less intelligence.
(Ya hear that, baldies! You need hair to get ahead in life!)
12) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
(UGH! Math!)
13) In ancient England a person could not have sex without consent of the king (unless they were of the royal family). When anyone wanted to have a baby they got consent from the king and the king gave them a placard to hang on their door while they were having sex. The placard had "F.U.C.K." (Fornication Under Consent of the King) written on it. That's how the phrase, "fuck" came into being.
(Damn, that's all I can say.)
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