A man and his wife get into a horse and carriage, heading into town. A few miles along, the horse stumbles. The man stops the horse, walks around, and sticks his finger in the horse's face, and says:
"That's one."
And walks back in.
His wife is perplexed... but doesn't say anything and they keep moving on.
After a few miles, the horse stumbles again. The man does the same thing, stopping the horse, going around, sticking two fingers in the horse's face and saying:
"That's two."
And walks back in.
His wife continues to be totally confused, but she says nothing again, and they move on.
A few miles later, the horse stumbles a third time. This time, the man stops the carriage, and goes back, grabs a shotgun and shoots the horse in the head.
He goes back in, and his wife says:
"Why in the world did you do that!?"
He points one finger in her face and says:
"That's one."
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