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Long joke, pretty funny
Replies: 8Last Post Aug. 21, 2008 5:31am by Aphrodite54
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A man and his wife get into a horse and carriage, heading into town.

A few miles along, the horse stumbles.  The man stops the horse, walks around, and sticks his finger in the horse's face, and says:
"That's one."
And walks back in.
His wife is perplexed... but doesn't say anything and they keep moving on.

After a few miles, the horse stumbles again.  The man does the same thing, stopping the horse, going around, sticking two fingers in the horse's face and saying:
"That's two."
And walks back in.
His wife continues to be totally confused, but she says nothing again, and they move on.

A few miles later, the horse stumbles a third time.  This time, the man stops the carriage, and goes back, grabs a shotgun and shoots the horse in the head.
He goes back in, and his wife says:
"Why in the world did you do that!?"

He points one finger in her face and says:
"That's one."

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shahahah, my teacher told me that a longgg time ago.
thanks for the memories

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LMAO!

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HAAAAA...
its not that funny but i still give it props lol

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I'm scared.

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lol yeahh my aunt told me those jokes before I go to bedd
good times

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XD thats fuckin funny

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LMAO

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LMAO!

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