Me: Hello, would you like any help with you're packing
The 3 questions:
Have you brought any of you're own bags?
Would you like a bag for life 5p, a hennisen small bag 98p or a big henisen bag for £1.20.
Customer: The free ones, and yes everyone of my purchases while i stand and watch you strugglem at multitasking and packing odd objects into thin free asda bags.

Gives me money that gives me papercuts, or drys my hands out. The melons, the flour, the newspapers.

Oh or EFT..

would you like any cashback?

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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never
tried anything new.Albert Einstein