anyway. So John tells me one day that he has to go to this Comedy Central Roast. and I'm like alright, see ya. he leaves. I'm cleaning up the house when I find A SECRET ROOM. in it, is nothing. but this.

it was a big red button. So naturally I clicked it. NEXT THING I KNOW, I'm in a room standing next to this guy.

He says to me I have a choice. I either take the red pill, or the blue pill. the red pill makes me forget this all happened. the blue pill gives me unlimited knowledge. And I'm like "I just want to go home and drink some snapple." So i took the red one.

NEXT thing I know, I'm here.

I'm back in the artic! Oh Noes! I need to dry clean John Stamos' suit or he's gonna be pissed! When a penguin walks up to me ands like "I'm lost too! I work for Bob Saget!" "Bob Saget, he's a friend of John Stamos! They should live close to each other. If we work together, we'll find them quicker." (this was the penguin)

and this guy swims up and is like.. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

he says to us, "hey guys, I know how to get you home! but you've got to help me first. we've got to go to a spaceship."

I say "I just want to drink some snapple."

he says "they have tons of snapple! lets go!"

CAN THE SHARK BE TRUSTED?! DOES THE PENGUIN REALLY WORK FOR BOB SAGET? WILL HXC EVER GET TO DRINK HIS SNAPPLE? ONE OF THESE THREE WILL DIE NEXT EPISODE. WHO WILL IT BE?! FIND OUT, NEXT TIME, on HXC THEATRE!

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Move your hands and feet. i dont even care if you dance offbeat.
when you dance on me, keep hands off please.
I dont want nobody to think im with you, i mean you seem cool
but your friend seems pretty damn cool too

idt you can trust the shark
but thats just me

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so theres this Guy...
hes pretty damn amazing

http://macroblog.typepad.com/macroblog/images/win_button.jpg

Post edited at 1:15 pm on Aug. 24, 2008 by Reefer

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.R.I.P. [Simon] Monday, June 09, 2008
"WOO WOO WOOOO! You know it!"
PARDONED February 19, 2009 Baby!!