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The Best "Yo Momma" Joke,
Replies: 14Last Post July 3 10:31am by mrpeabody
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Hava  Laffff =]

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Yo Mamma is my Mamma




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bangalore


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Yo momma so fat she play pool with da planets!
Yeah, I think that's pretty funny.

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what?

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my friends call me SKIPPY. weird ik.

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I don't find them funny.

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only in ky


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Those are old.

I don't find them funny any more.

:/

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the big m m


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Yo Mumma Is JustLike Limewire... she's free and gives you a virus,




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I don't use the internet.  Whenever I want a virus, I just get it from Yo Momma!

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RubberTrees


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Yo momma so fat she has to buy large clothes.



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Your turn, kid.  Let's go.


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guy one: whats a cross between a monkey and a crocodile?
guy two: yo momma

lame, but the best one my friend said, especially since guy ones obsessed with them jokes

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Quote: from RubberTrees at 10:16 am on July 3, 2008

Yo momma so fat she has to buy large clothes.



LMFAO!  

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HelHound


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Yo mamma so dumb, she makes a mentally ill child, seem like a genuis.

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yo mama jokes are so old

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Yo momma so poor, when i rung the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and went "ding-dong"

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mrpeabody


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your momma is so hairy
that the only language she can speak
is wookie

[insert wookie impressions here] (:

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