Every morning when my mom let's my 3 dogs out I get a rude awakening. 2 of the 3 dogs are puppies, one is a 7 month German Shepherd.. the other is a 6 month old mutt who isn't much smaller. They'll come barreling up the stairs and with no effort at all will be on top of my bed. The German Shepherd thinks she's the size of a Yorkie and is SUCH a lap dog - so she squeezes herself under me while the mutt stands on top of me pawing my head. Sometimes I feel like I'm getting my hair pulled out, and sometimes I have scratches all over my face. Just depends how I'm laying.
What I would give for a peaceful way to wake up.