2) Teenagers watching pornos is wrong; let them spend their time doing something more productive, like making pipe bombs!

3) Hey strippers need money too! It's a good job, lots of tips for dancing on a pole.

4) Hookers too.

5) Wives getting upset when their husbands buy pornos; would they rather it get pent up and come home to him in bed with a hooker?

6) The internet is bad and corrupts teenagers sexually before they are ready; Parents, you should be THANKING the internet, it's explaining the "birds and the bees" to your children so you don't have to!

7) Christians condeming pornography, sex out of wedlock, and overall lust; go look in the bible how many times Jesus was helped by hookers. Hell, they helped him escape Romans, open gates for him, and he didn't cuss them out.

8) Sex is a disgusting affair and an affront to the public; tell that to every other animal on the planet

9) Monogamy; wait, you want to make sure we can never sleep with, touch, or kiss another girl until DEATH does us part, and I'M the selfish one?!

10) It's alright to not use condoms unless you want kids; don't ever trust girls who say they take their birth control regularly, no matter what.

-In memory of George Carlin(1937-2008) Such a great man and comedian the likes of which the world has never seen, nor will they likely see again, may he rest in peace -

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Carlin was quite funny at times, too bad he was an atheist and is most likely in Hell.

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He made that list or you just really liked him?

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