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So, which came first, the chicken? or the egg?
Replies: 11 — Last Post July 7 7:04am by baka
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.

The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

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Baron Samedi


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God.

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haha

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Spiral


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I got a birthday card with that on it once :)
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Firebolt7


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a circle has no beggining
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rozi k


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Oh... My... GOD

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vicky91


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egg. it was a older kind of form of a chicken and it evolutionised :D

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LMAO!

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Natsy


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i've seen that one xx

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shialover27


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lol

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Oh god  
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baka


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for those who are religous: God made the first chicken
for those who follow logic: the egg as the previous form of chicken was not in fact a chicken but something near about but not quit there a chicken the egg lied was a chicken however.
and for those of never: bacon came first

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bring a stick to a fist fight, a knife to a stick fight, a gun to
a knife fight, a tank to a gun fight and just dont go to tank fights
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