My roommate and I threw a huge party with like $400 worth of alcohol. In our dorm room. Blasted music and when the RA came, I was making out with my friend Danielle and my roommate was drinking a bottle of Hypnotiq. To hide the obvious underage drinking, she tried to stick the bottle up her mini skirt and I made Danielle go sit on top of the box of alcohol. We told the RAs we were just a small study group getting ready for finals. And those pipes were only being used to smoke tobacco. God, we were so stupid. They just let us carry on though. We ended up with a fine and alcohol education class. Well worth it.
I mean, that probably tops it. I'm terrible and drunk text and call people. I nearly drunk dialed my nana and papa. I was stopped, thankfully. If that call had gone through, it would easily top the list.
Post edited at 7:21 am on July 5, 2008 by audrey820
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kid, I wrote back,
all lovers betray.