Okay, so this morning I woke up with a stomach ache and was like "oh shit, is this morning sickness???" but then I smacked myself in the head for being ridiculous and went back to sleep. But I guess my subconcious held on to the thought because I dreamt that I was pregnant, but only like first month and my boobs already were lactating (well, one of them anyway), so I squoze all the milk out and my boob was flat...
Yeah, WEIRD.
And before you go on "well, maybe it was a hint that you are" or something of that variation, in that dream, my sister and I were also superheros with all the same powers of superman, but that isn't real either.
...Although, I wonder now if they were the same dream. I mean, psychologists say the average person has about six different dreams in one night, but few remember them (although apparently there is a way to train yourself to remember dreams by keeping a dream journal and the first thing you do when you wake up, before your feet touch the floor--because apparently that's when most people forget their dreams--is write about the dream you remember in your journal). You think that's true?
Hmmmmm.....
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