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Egh go figure I learned everything I know from cosmopolitan, school, and friends

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I'd like to take a moment and point out that "experience" is not on the list.

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The worst thing you can do,
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Quote: from xBlondeVixxenx at 11:10 pm on July 15, 2008

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Egh go figure I learned everything I know from cosmopolitan, school, and friends

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I'd like to take a moment and point out that "experience" is not on the list.

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Precocious wasn't I?

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"Men have forgotten this truth", said the fox, "But you must not forget it.
You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."

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Quote: from OLPFan200 at 9:05 am on July 16, 2008

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Quote: from xBlondeVixxenx at 11:10 pm on July 15, 2008

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Egh go figure I learned everything I know from cosmopolitan, school, and friends

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 I'd like to take a moment and point out that "experience" is not on the list.

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Eh, "friends" could be the same as "experience."

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I interpreted "friends" as in just talking about it. But I guess you could be right.

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The extent of the sex-related conversations I have had with my parents are as follows:

When I was 8 in our truck with a bunch of friends and my sister:
Her: "You think I had sex with your dad?!?!"
Me: "Uhh, yes?"
Her: "Hell no! He'd squish me! I told him to put it in a cup!"
Sister: "Hey _____ (my old name), do you know what 'it' is?"
My friend: "I do!"
Me: "Of course!" (I didn't)
Mom: "Of course he does, he's 8! I just don't want him thinking my and his dad DID anything."

And with my father, throughout the years, whenever any female gets up in front of any crowd in public:
"Show us your tits!"

(My parents were never married, it gets really complicated, but there is actually reason to believe they never actually DID do 'anything.'

Everything I know of sex (and I do believe there isn't much I don't know) I learnt from the internet (pornography and when I was way younger stuff like cool nurse and askalice) and Planning (which is the class they work sex ed into in Canada) in grade 8. But by then I already knew enough to teach the class... and I have taught sex ed classes.

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I'm the son of a bitch that named you 'Sue.'

Catholicism isn't really rooted to the sexual personality of me. But my parents split at 11 ... so yeah. I got the period talk abuot the age of 13, I was a late bloomer so never asked. Just one time went "er... why am I bleeding?" Then got a full diagram. I went to a Catholic primary and secondary so it was more puberty talk than sex talk.

In yr6 [11yrs old] I knew girls were allowed to change separately for P.E. because we had a different body. And that more things happened to us.

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From a distance you look like my friend,

even though we are at war.