A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet!
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.
Joe said "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed.
Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."
"So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated. "Well," Joe continued, "two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, "Should we take them home or eat 'em now?""
***Okay, for those of you who like my jokes (if you remember any of them) my old topic 'Jokes' is still open, and I've updated it with more jokes. I'll try to update it w/ at least three more jokes every day. Farewell and have a good laugh, I hope.***
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Jason's Joke Thread.
I am prepared to meet my Maker.
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
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