Abbey, you know how every kid wants to be a firefighter? well I just realized that i'd be one, come to a building on firew completely and say "fuck this! i quit!" and some lady would run up and scream "MY SON IS SCREAMING IN THAT BUILDING!" and i'd be like "ma'am, he's probably on fire."
<3danecook.
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mikey626
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.....LMAO man that was the funniest shit ive heard in a while.
------- 1. ask her out 2. date 3. either breakup or stay together .....sadly its never that simple.
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blufindr
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i fucking love dane cook.
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that dude 16
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Dane Cook is overrated.
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katyrose
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lol..wow
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:D LOVES TO DANE
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lol
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